Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Prepare for bubbles!
We’re drinking doubles!
To protect the world from carbonation!
To sell our drink in every nation!
To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!
To extend our taste with rightful conduct!
Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!
Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!
Meowth! You got it!
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The most perfect one I’ve seen yet.
When a stranger mentions my fandom in front of my friends and I
#THAT ZOOM WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT THAT EVER HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST (via dweebdean)
Convincing a friend to watch Supernatural with you:
After re-watching the series and reliving all the pain with them :
I’m sure he’d be proud too
snapchats from agent maria hill
laughing harder than i should
that’s the spirit
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.
THATS THE SPIRIT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT.
That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen
Jesus calm down
No one has ever killed a Night Fury.
I really like dragons. I really like this film. I really like toothless.
Series 2 - New Earth